Same Ole Same Ole

Well folks, you may have noticed that I changed the name of the blog. Probably not though since I doubt anyone is reading this anymore. Or that anyone ever did to begin with. The harshness of being an optimist when confronted with reality can be troubling at times.

Anyway, after a month of living in LA, I can assure you that I am still sane, having fun, and am definitely not a male prostitute. At least in the sexual sense. I do make coffee for a living.

Jeff, Seb, and I have a great place to live in Westwood and welcome all visitors.

I'll try to update this more constantly, if for nothing else other than to let you know how my fantasy football team is doing. My draft strategy was to draft all Tar Heels. I filled in the extra positions based on creativity of facial hair. Jake "The Snake" Plummer is my starting QB.

Oh, and for those of you who don't know, I retore my ACL. It only took me 3 months! And it is technically the 3rd time it has torn, since the first replacement broke during surgery. The new plan is to give me some dead professional athlete's Achilles tendon for my new ACL. That thing sure as hell won't tear.

Hayes

P.S. For those of you unfamiliar with LA, the 405 is notorious for bad traffic, and runs a few blocks from our apartment. As you can tell by the new title of the blog, I am crazy.

Oh, and my cousin, who I formed almost all of my childhood memories with and who is only 3 months older than I am, is now married. Congratulations to her. What am I doing wrong?